* Submissions

In case you failed to notice, we reiterate: Rudos and Rubes is determined to publish only books that we find worthwhile. If you feel you have written a sure-fire best-seller, we recommend that you find someone who cares. On the other hand, the disinterest of other publishers is no guarantee that we will happen to find your work worthwhile.

Standard letters of inquiry with synopsis or outline and one sample chapter are welcome, with the following provisos:

If e-mailed, all elements must be in the body of the e-mail: no unsolicited attachments will be read.

If sent via USPS, a self-addressed stamped envelope is necessary if you desire a reply. If you wish to have your materials returned, the SASE must be large enough and have sufficient postage to accommodate this. It shouldn’t be necessary to point this out, but there are some remarkably dim self-styled geniuses at large.

submissions at rudosandrubes.com

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